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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

We hope you're ready for everyone to be called "Dawg" again and for 16-year-old girls to get creeped upon....

Because Randy Jackson and Steven Tyler have been confirmed for the next season of American Idol. J-Lo is still on the fence.

Randy is the most useless judge of any season (except for maybe Ellen), and he needs to realize that everyone wants him gone. Just go retire and live your life, dawg. He always has an agenda too.

Tyler spends most of his time in a stupor, using nonsense sayings and cursing. When he snaps out of it and becomes coherent, he's useful though. And he knows how to pick good contestants.

Still, this show should cycle in new judges every year since Cowell is gone.


  1. Ugh. I mean, I'm still going to watch, but UGH.

  2. One of us is done with it. At least that's what it looks like now.

  3. That's admirable. I don't think I could drop it. Watching "The Voice"'s weird, scrappy, shortened format made me realize how many things I appreciate about "Idol", even with wonky judges. "X-Factor" should be pretty great.

  4. Yeah, X-Factor is another story. We are digging the lack of age limits. We think older voices can be better/more mature. As for the future child sensations that will probably come out of it....meh. We will bear them. Does anyone else think it's creepy to hear an adult voice come out of Jackie Evancho?