There’s no way we can do a short post on this episode.
Ern jokingly deemed this episode “decent,” to Leeard’s
retort that it was, in fact, great. But the more Ern thinks about the events,
the more Ern realizes that this episode was brilliant. It took the show in a
few different ways, breathing new life into it. Not that the show was dead, by
any means. We just wondered what was next after the Klaus/Stefan stalemate. First
of all, this episode was aptly named. With Caroline’s “funeral” (the dead girl
looking back over her life), and all the emotional points it hit about growing
up, moving on, and love, bringing our minds to the play “Our Town” was a
perfect way to let us know what was in store.
We were pleased to see that Alaric is still training
Elena to be Buffy, as hopeless a cause as that is. Klaus orders Tyler to bite
Caroline, because his bite would be fatal to our Vampire Barbie. Tyler refuses and is
happy to find out that he can tell Klaus “no.” Stefan and Damon have been
killing hybrids as they come across them (we love when Damon pulls out hearts,
even if it’s overdone in vampire fare). Stefan goes to Klaus and tells him that if
Klaus doesn’t remove his hybrids from Mystic Falls, Stefan will just kill them
all, and he will start killing Klaus’ family as well. Stefan unexpectedly kills
a hybrid right in front of Klaus, and it’s bad ass. Stefan is becoming the
better villain indeed. Damon doesn’t like this plan, because Klaus will simply
make more using Elena’s blood. Even according to Stefan, protecting Elena is
Damon’s job now. Stefan lets everyone know that revenge is his main priority
now, but we don’t fully believe him.
Caroline has straight hair in this episode. She looks
older with straight hair. It’s Caroline’s 18th birthday, but she’s
too bummed about Tyler, Klaus, and being 17 forever to engage in her usual revelry.
We love the way that this episode broached Caroline’s sadness about becoming a
vampire at this point. As awesome of a character as she is now, it’s still an
important thing. Bonnie, Elena, and (slightly surprisingly) Matt throw her
surprise party which turns into a surprise “funeral” in the crypt, complete
with alcohol and reminiscence about Caroline’s most significant life achievements.
Caroline and Tyler are texting, which always happens when
you are drinking and emotional about a guy. Tyler comes to the crypt to talk to
Caroline. Tyler gleefully tells Caroline that they can be together, because Klaus
doesn’t control him when it comes to her. They start kissing and, of course, he
bites her. This whole “sired” thing reminds us of that Saint Paul quote where
he says, “I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but
what I hate I do.” Tyler is tainted with a compulsion to do what Klaus orders,
what he doesn’t want to do, even when he does not intend to do it. We feel bad
for Tyler and sympathize with him. After all, Ern made a late-night run to Taco
Bell for six tacos last night. Ern has clearly been sired by the Minister of
Fast Food. He exists! He crawled into Ern’s bedroom at night! (Shut up, Ern.)
Matt and Elena go looking for Caroline, and Stefan shows
up in the woods to smash (human!) Matt against a stone wall and kidnap Elena.
Of course, Matt ends up without even bruises, gets up, finds Caroline sick on
the ground, and takes her home to Sheriff Mommy. Soon, Klaus shows up to heal
Caroline, in return for Sheriff Forbes’ invitation inside and “support.” Klaus
is trying to get on the good side of the town and council. No one saw this
coming, but Klaus is sweet on Caroline. Is it wrong that we are soooo excited
and love this idea so much? Klaus feeds Caroline her blood and tells her that
there is a whole world out there for her to explore, giving her hope for the
future. Caroline wakes up and finds that Klaus left her a diamond bracelet that
is much more mature than the stupid (but adorable) charm bracelet Tyler gave her earlier in
the episode.
Meanwhile, Stefan puts Elena in his car, force-feeds her his blood, calls Klaus and tells Klaus that if the hybrids aren’t evacuated, Elena
will be driven over Wickery Bridge. This is the same bridge where Elena’s
parents died, making this the ultimate diss to Elena. Also, Stefan was always
protective of Elena’s choice to stay human in the past. Klaus agrees to remove
his hybrids from town and Stefan stops the car. Elena yells at Stefan, who
replies that he doesn’t care what she thinks anymore. It’s a heartbreaking,
important scene. Stefan drives away, leaving Elena on the bridge. Damon comes
to retrieve her soon after.
Damon drops Elena off on the porch. Elena: “You’re not
going to kiss me again.” Damon: “I know.” Elena: “It’s just not right.” Damon: “It’s
right. It’s just not right now.” Clearly, Damon is writing this show and he
inserted himself in as a character, because he knows what the audience knows -
Elena and Damon are right, in some wrong way. Leeard spent the second half of
this episode crying, off-and-on. This week brought the emotional depth along
with the action, and we love it.
In addition to the main events, Alaric spoke with Meredith
again. She is a founder’s heir, she knows about the vampires, she has an ex who
hates her, and that ex ended up dead in the woods. He was staked in the heart,
but he wasn’t a vampire. The episode ended with Sheriff Forbes deeming the
killing a murder. This twist is just fan-flippin-tastic. We needed a new
wrinkle in this season. We also want to mention that we loved Damon’s eye roll
at Klaus upon seeing Klaus at the town’s party. It was such a Damon reaction to
not respond to his presence with fear or concern, but with annoyance.
Also, Carol Lockwood has been alive for about
two-and-a-half seasons too long. We trust the writers though, so we wonder what
her purpose is going to be later. This show always has a reason for keeping
people alive. Does anyone else remember thinking Caroline would be dead by
episode five? Bonnie, self-righteous killjoy for the ages, said goodbye to Jeremy,
who left town after spending the whole episode packing. We felt like we said
goodbye to him last week, so we didn’t care much. However, there was a possibility that Bonnie was going to tell Jeremy about the compulsion, so we were glad when she simply said her goodbyes.
We love Bad Stefan after this episode. We kind of didn’t
before. Paul’s acting felt forced and we hated that the show was ruining one of
the healthiest relationships on TV. But we like seeing Stefan be badder than
the show’s big bad. He really got the ball rolling, plotwise, with all the
bluffing. The best move for Damon right now would be to get Elena to just leave
town and hide her from Klaus until her death. And for them to kiss. A lot.
Episode grade: A