Dancing with the Stars Cast Reveal: Ten Bold Predictions (and Two to Take to the Bank)

The cast announcement for the new season of Dancing with the Stars was made last night, so here are some of our thoughts about/predictions for the upcoming season:

· Florence Henderson will be an unfunny, less bump-and-grinding version of Cloris Leachman.

· Margaret Cho will be a younger, more bump-and-grinding version of Cloris Leachman.

· If she ever feels like she’s in danger of going home, Jennifer Grey will pull out the big guns: either dancing to “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life” or The Lift from the end of the movie. Or both. Please let it be both.

· Kyle Massey will go home first.

· The Hoff will be way less horrifying than people are anticipating.

· Michael Bolton will dance to one of his own songs the first week.

· Brandy will have the best interview responses.

· Rick Fox will surprise everyone with how good he is (if the power of Eliza Dushku can overtake Vanessa Williams).

· Audrina Patridge will be awesomely bad. And Justin Bobby will make an appearance. Hey, a girl can dream, right?

· Kurt Warner will be the nicest person in the cast. No joking here, he seems like a really great person. Plus, it goes against my nature to make fun of a Super Bowl MVP.

· Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino will show his abs in at least 95% of his dances.

· Bristol Palin, and her partner Mark Ballas, will be my favorites. Judge all you want, but it’s going to happen.