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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Glee: We’re literally horny with fear that this show has stopped making good music for us and wants to make us hate its characters

"Pot o' Gold"

This episode sucked so hard. Just about nothing went right, and this is after we waited a month for this episode. Stupid baseball! Most importantly, nothing from this episode will ever see either of our iPods. After three relatively strong, season one-esque episodes, we got this boring mess that made us want to nuke everyone on this show except for Burt Hummel. We are seriously going to write him in when we vote next time, even if he is fictional.

Most important thing first: Damian McGinty showed up for his first episode as Rory Flanagan, the Irish exchange student living with Brittany’s family. This would be a perfect opportunity for us to see Brittany’s family and smart sister, but alas, we were deprived in favor of less important things. Brittany thinks that Rory is an actual wish-granting leprechaun. She offers him her “pot of gold” in exchange for three wishes. Rory decides that this means her vagina. Santana lets Brittany know that Rory isn’t a real leprechaun and then he joins New Directions.

We have several problems with Rory. The first is that he would so be popular, what with that adorable accent and all the adorableness and whatnot. This is a common problem for this show. The kids who are picked on are the kids who would be cool. The second problem is that this is DAMIAN MCGINTY, who we all love for his charming, easygoing personality and genuine nature. Naturally, these shoddy writers decided to make his plot introduce him as the ultimate creeper, deceiving and preying on the near-retarded Brittany.

Our third problem with the new character is his hair. Damian’s hair on The Glee Project was adorable. We don’t know what Beavis-and-Butthead-y mess this even is. Who decided that his hair needed to be taller? Vomit. Damian’s acting wasn’t bad, even though it was hard to understand what he said a lot of the time. He and Brittany both need to speak more slowly. After being picked on, Rory walked through the halls of McKinley singing, “It’s Not Easy Being Green.” This wasn’t even a performance, which means that the show is no longer shunning the musical format where characters just sing about their lives (like Rachel did in season one’s “Take a Bow.”)

At first, during the song, we were squealing, “Sing, my precious leprechaun!” But then we wondered why his debut song was a piece from The Muppets. There had to have been a better choice. We guess he has to sing “Danny Boy” at some point, right? His second song, once he joined the Glee Club, was “Take Care of Yourself,” as song that had Damian sitting in his falsetto a lot. This was probably our favorite number of the night, but we don’t particularly care for the song. And as much as we love Damian McGinty, after the show had him lying to Brittany in order to sleep with her, we were a little turned off. That’s, like, near rapist behavior. Look at his face in the picture we used, lol. Mmmm, food that has touched kitty litter.

Sue gets the school musical shut down by getting the public riled up enough that the funding is cut. One thing we did enjoy was the woman standing outside Figgins’ office with the ANGRY sign. The expression on her face was pure gold. ("A musical about a race war that glorifies violence. It still seems extraordinarily gay." That's actually pretty accurate.) The Sue’s Corner this week was pretty amusing too. We like that Sue is pure villain again. Her war to get elected and take down the arts is just what we want to see from this character after her uneven, confusing arcs last season.

The Glee kids have to sell ad space in their programs to pay for the musical. Burt Hummel saves the day, buying lots of ad space and convincing the town mortuaries to do the same, and also decides to run against Sue as a write-in candidate for Congress. TEAM BURT! Burt was the only redeemable character this week. The good guys on this show are very often too mean-spirited. We liked when he showed gratitude to Will (“Your Glee club saved my kid's life”) and when he told Kurt that he was proud of him and that his being gay wasn’t an issue in his decision to run for Congress.

The most horrible character this week was Quinn. First, she bashes Shelby’s looks (whatever Q, Shelby looks awesome) and then she calls child services on Shelby in order to get custody of Beth. Quinn had planted items in Shelby’s house that would make her look like an unfit parent, all because Quinn has nothing going on during her senior year. Puck has his pool business, others have the musical, and the rest of her friends have college. Beth is Quinn’s “one thing that is perfect.” The “one thing she can’t screw up.” Umm, Quinn, we’ve got news for you: having and raising kids can and will be a huge mess for you. Oh Quinn, you’re the worst. We don’t like that the writers took this initially interesting storyline to the mean place. However, Quinn was wearing cute dresses this week, and her hair is still adorable. We're very particular about hair, you see. If you have a whole team of people making you look good, someone needs to get the hair right. It's not like these people are us, with thick waves and humidity.

Shelby gets Puck her condo’s pool-cleaning contract, and he is touched that she believes in him. Puck goes into Shelby’s apartment and removes all of the incriminating items. He also sings “Waiting for a Girl Like You” to Beth (who is precious) while Shelby watches, and we saw what was coming a mile away. The song was sweet though. Also, we saw a lot of Puck’s abs, for which we are grateful. We enjoyed his line, “Baby sacrifice makes me sad.” The episode ended with Puck kissing Shelby. Ern kind of liked that, but Leeard hated it. You know how we usually feel about teachers and students having flings on shows. Both of us think Shelby + Puck kind of stupid, but it’s also kind of hot.

Mercedes is still out of the Glee club, and this week, she took Santana and Brittany with her. This is a smart move, because Brittany has moves and Santana’s voice sounds great with Mercedes’. The new group is called The Troubletones, and even though we hate them, they sound pretty good. They performed Christian Aguilera’s “Candyman” in full costume, in front of Will and Finn, for no reason or other audience. We don’t know why the show had to cover a song that wasn’t a hit when it came out and was also recorded by someone who can sing and who has a similar voice to these cast members. We like when Glee improves pop songs.

Finn is jealous of Blaine and started being mean to him. We wanted to be mean to Blaine because of his awful, gelled-down hair that took a dead-sexy guy and made him look like a taint. Still, we weren’t happy with the return of a focus on what a jerk Finn can be. Blaine covered “Last Friday Night” with the rest of New Directions. Who thinks that’s a good song? The best thing about that was it allowed Katy Perry to have fun and make a cute video. The Glee version was way too overproduced and autotuned, but we liked the gender swap and the dancing/performance was cute. Still, unnecessary. This show didn’t have Rachel or Shelby sing, and this is what we’re given instead?!!

Brittany and Santana are dating and taking baths together, and we approve. Santana is still in the closet though. We liked how Santana shut down Sugar Motta. This episode had nods to the show’s past mistakes and cleared a few things up (like mentioning who the lips were in Rocky Horror), but that just shows that the writers are looking at internet comments too much. It felt self-conscious that the writers have to defend themselves in their show. It takes us out of the fiction.

Leeard thinks she might stop watching this show, because the events of this episode hacked her off so much. Ern enjoys a good Ryan Murphy trainwreck and the opportunity to give poor grades and write scathing reviews, so she'll probably stick with it. The main things we hate are the fact that there are two Glee clubs and all the Rachel hate. The other divas on this show, including Mercedes, are just as bad as Rachel, if not worse. Remember in season one when Rachel defected in order to star in a musical? She came back with humility and remorse, ready to work with the team. We’ve never seen that level of sweetness from most of the other divas. The last couple of seasons have taken the heart out of Rachel’s character, and we want her to become sympathetic again. Leeard wanted to give this an F+ (the + was because we love Damian, obviously), but after a night of cooling off, we think it deserves a higher grade for some of the funny one-liners.

Episode grade: D

13 comments:

  1. It wasn't the best episode ever, but I wouldn't give it a "D." Maybe a C+? I just hope the writers continue with episodes like the first 3 of the season & not like this one. P.S. I was kinda grossed out when Brittany mentioned her & Santana taking a bath together...I just think that was too much

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  2. We've come to expect a lot from this show, because we've seen it be both hilarious and genuinely touching. Also, 16 of the show's songs are in one blogger's top 25 most played songs on iTunes. We hold it to a high standard, because it really can and should be better than this. They have the money and the talent. They need to hire some new writers.

    As for the bathing lesbians, years ago, we would have agreed with you, so we understand how you feel.

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  3. I agree. I loved Damian, but I hated the way he and everyone else acted this episode. And the whole Puck/Shelby thing is feeling wayy too Aria/Ezra for me, so I hope it ends soon.

    And hey, have you heard? Sam is for sure coming back to Glee in December!! http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/10/24/chord-overstreet-glee-date/

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  4. Yeah, we heard. It's about time Sam came back! We missed him. He was one of the good things about season 2.

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  5. Come on! You are being very hard with Glee... it wasn't that bad! Eevn the one episode which I thought is the worst has the grade of C- and not D!!! Please re-watch it hahaha.

    I also notice about the hair od Damian. In TGP he looks so cute but in the episode he just look weird.

    The music wasn't good this time, just nothing that I want to listen after the episode, and this is bad because Glee is about music.

    But well, THIS IS NOT A "D" episode haha, rewatch it please.

    By the way , you know that I LOVE your blog and maybe I can't comment all the time but I always read you and your recommendations, so I watched the first two seasons and five episodes from season 3 of Community and I love it! Thanks :D

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  6. What was the worst episode, in your opinion?

    We're so glad you love Community!

    And we're gonna watch the whole Glee season again once it's out on DVD, so we will see this one again. Hopefully Damian's character gets better.

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  7. In my opinion the worst episode so far is the one about the wedding, "Furt" just can't stand that episode!!! Was lame, stupid, the thing of Sue marrying herself was not funny, her mom was not moving or touching or anything. Is the only episode that I really don't like it at all.

    Ahd hell yeah!! Why isn't everybody watching Community?

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  8. I think the worst episodes have been "Home" season one (so boring), "Grilled Cheesus" season 2 (just stupid), and "Pot o' Gold has been the worst so far this season.

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  9. Furt and Grilled Cheesus were definitely bad. We liked a lot of a music in Home, so it gets a pass.

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  10. Home was kinda sweet IMO and the songs amazing.

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  11. Yeah, when April gets on it, it's all about the music, not the plots. Few people really care about April's fight to stay off the booze and get some glory days.

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  12. I hated everything about this episode. Everytime Finn speaks, I want to mute my television. Adorable Damien McGinty was a creeper perv who sang awful songs and I was bored by both. I love when Blaine sings, but I'm sick of every song on that Katy Perry CD so no.

    Candyman was cute, but I'm not liking the rival Glee Club ideas. I've always loved the New Directions, but with this powerhouse of a club, Shelby, Santana, and Mercedes? Forget New Directions and their equal opportunity singing. I want to hear good singers, not the mediocre ones. Stop letting Artie sing and keep giving Santana more.

    Maybe next week will be better. I do like about half the songs on the new Christmas CD, which is better than last year! :D

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  13. We knew you would be right there with us on this episode! It looks like the show is going to give us every freaking song on the West Side Story soundtrack too. While we like that show, we don't need to hear so much from it.

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