Best Drama - Game of Thrones
As I'm sure Ern has complained about before, I've only seen 3 episodes of Breaking Bad, so I obviously didn't pick that. Castle is one of my guiltiest pleasures, but there's no way it can beat Game of Thrones. The Vampire Diaries was a very, very close second, since it's arguably my favorite show, but GoT is definitely better.
Best New Show - New Girl
I tried to choose this one based on which show I'd most miss from my life if it had never been created. That narrowed it down to New Girl, Revenge, and Suits. I think Suits is a really under-appreciated show, but I can't imagine not having New Girl to watch.
Most Ludicrous Plotline - Will Schuester suddenly doesn't know Spanish despite teaching it for years, Glee
Okay, Ern's explanation for this makes sense, but I still think it's ludicrous. I'd believe that he could get a job without knowing Spanish (they needed a teacher, he was able to fake it enough that a high school principal in Ohio was tricked), but after years of teaching it, he STILL doesn't know the language? Nope. Not buying it.
Best Reality Show Host or Judge - Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Um obviously. My love for Cat is well-documented. I love Blake Shelton on The Voice, and Zach Woodlee is good, but no one is better than Cat Deeley and The Glee Project is not as good as SYTYCD.
Worst Reality Show Host or Judge - Brooke Burke, Dancing with the Stars
She's basically just the worst in general, now that Christina Milian isn't an option. She's pointless. And a bad interviewer.
Best Single Episode, Drama - "Blackwater", Game of Thrones
Okay, so "Always" has just a massive portion of my heart, but "Blackwater" was just a badass hour of television.
Best Single Episode, Comedy - "Remedial Chaos Theory", Community
Possibly the greatest episode of any television show in the past year. I've seen it roughly 15 times, and I will continue to watch it. It never gets old.
Most Unwelcome New Character - Talisa, Game of Thrones
Ugh. Ern has heard me talk about how much I hate Talisa. She just annoys me. Nellie Bertram from The Office was a close second. She's just kind of a gross person.
Most Welcome New Character - Jaqen H'ghar, Game of Thrones
While I don't have the same issue with characters from new shows being nominated in this category as Ern does (um, they're LITERALLY new characters, Ern, that makes them valid choices), I'm still going with Jaqen. I'll miss you and your hot face next season.
Best Guest Star - Paul Rudd, Parks and Recreation
Can I choose none of the above? Please? I've only seen roughly 3 of the episodes with Paul Rudd, so I don't feel like I should be able to pick him but whatever. All of the other options stink (or I don't watch the show).
Most Anticipated New Show of the 2012-13 Season - Elementary
I'm actually really looking forward to The Mindy Project, but I didn't want to copy Ern on another thing. Also, The Carrie Diaries is apparently a real thing, and not a show I imagined in a hazy dream.
Favorite Show to Hate Watch - Smash
It might surprise some of you, but I actually kind of love Keeping up with the Kardashians. Mainly Khloe. Like, I follow her on twitter. She's kind of the best. That show doesn't (usually) make me hate myself. Smash does. It makes me wonder on a weekly basis why I'm wasting my precious time watching this nonsense.
Guiltiest TV Pleasure - 2 Broke Girls
Yeah it's not the best show, but I laugh more during an episode of 2 Broke Girls than I do when my dad forces me to watch Two and a Half Men or reruns of Seinfeld. Also, I freely admit to people that I watch Pretty Little Liars, so Ern needs to get over herself. (Ern sidenote: Never. Also, I agree that Khloe is cool. I heard her on the radio and thought she was smart/funny.)
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