--Mind changed. We are Ricky Gervais fans.
--Wait, how dare he insult Hurley.
--Not Scarlett's best hair. Like the dress though.
--Predictable win for Christian Bale...now let's get this man an Oscar. He's done enough good stuff to get one, finally.
--Is that Christian Bale or a drunk, British Jesus impersonator?
--Julianna Marguiles is so pretty.
--Elizabeth Moss, on the other hand, busted.
--Congrats to Katey. That dress color is a little loud though. And congrats to hatts, who rooted for her
--Trend we hate: Guys and their hats at these shows. Geoffrey Rush, it's creepy. And we say that with love.
--Ok, we've really got to stop talking about fashion.
--Stop talking, Katey, that's the music you hear. It's telling you that you're done.
--The fashions!!!! Did Sandra Bullock and Scarlett J use the same designer? http://awards.omg.yahoo.com/photos/133-2011-golden-globes-arrivals?nc#OmgPhoid=1
--Helena Bonham Carter looks crazy. We hope she wins just so she can accept the award in that dress.
--Dear Julianne Moore, redheads shouldn't wear that shade of pink.
--Carlos? That's a surprise. We don't like that pick. Who even saw that?
--One blogger can't understand people when their accents are that heavy. The other blogger is officially in love.
--Chris Colfer. Another predictable pick. Awww, he looked so cute when they announced his name. (The other blogger doesn't think it was that predictable).
--He does a good job. He deserves it. Lea Michele is about to lose it, lol.
--Sweet speech, Chris. We love you. He's one of the youngest members of the Glee cast, too.
--We know that we mainly cover TV, but we are actually way more curious about the movie categories, so we may stay on here for those as well
--Easy A was better than most of these "best comedy" nominees
--Who was that creeper.....?
--Mila, we know you are sexy without you having to make that face.
--Dexter, why is your hair brown and your beard red? Drinking the blood of your victims? And please, please, anyone but Jon Hamm.
--And Steve triumphs over the uggo factor!!!
--Steve Buscemi was gracious, but uninteresting.
--If it couldn't be The Walking Dead, at least it was Boardwalk Empire.
--The nerds inside us wish LOST won though (or was nominated at all).
--A Brad and Angie shot...can the world please be over them already?
--Leeard is so in love with The Social Network that she saw it multiple times and then bought it on DVD the day it came out. If it does not win BLiza Minnelest Motion Picture, Drama, Leeard will be disgruntled.
--We would do Alec Baldwin over Marc Antony any day
--Christina Aguilera really had to lose weight for that movie, didn't she?
--Liza Minelli?
--Good song, but we don't like Cher's female Elvis-like voice. (One of us is actually terrified of Cher. True story).
--Hans Zimmer's stuff is all starting to sound similar. The King's Speech's music was cute. We don't really care about this award. Leeard is happy if anything goes to The Social Network (but especially the music award. Seriously, it was fantastic.)
--Anybody else getting bored? Where's Kanye West when you need him?
--There's going to be a Sherlock Holmes sequel? Bleck. Useless.
--HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. Probably won't win, but we wish.
--Toy Story 3...typical. Was anyone else underwhelmed by that?
--Very sophisticated hair, Robert.
--At least SOMEONE gave Julianne Moore some credit for this movie.
--Annette, you're so pretty, why do you have to have that hair?
--That's enough commercials now, show.
--These two look like angels of death coming for our souls....or something more clever. Point is, they look creepy (Tilda Swinton and Geoffrey Rush).
--Leeard is happy with Al Pacino's win.
--When Tilda Swinton says "Pillars of the Earth," she sounds angry
--Claire Danes...Cat will be happy.
--Aaron Sorkin. Of course. Good writer, but he looks like a super villain.
--Ern remembers how annoyed Leeard was when she had to tell Ern who Aaron Sorkin was last year...Oops
--Sofia was robbed! But who doesn't love Jane Lynch? She's such a nice person, and Sue is the best thing about Glee, most of the time
--Much better dress than last year, Olivia
--Helen Mirren, we wish we will look like you when we are your age.
--Laura Linney is good, and Lea Michele hasn't had as much material this year, but we still wish Lea had won. It's hard to be more perfect than Laura is in The Big C though.
--It seems like they write that whole show around Jim Parsons, so maybe he deserves it. At least Steve didn't win!
--Leeard loves Jim Parsons.
--Boooo. We wanted Carter. But Melissa Leo was really good in The Fighter. We noticed it during the movie and wondered if anyone else would to. We guess they did....
--Still, super bummed that Helena Bonham Carter didn't win.
--Leeard just jizzed in her pants, because she loves The Godfather. Ern is really bored.
--How sad was Awakenings?
--Is this really the time for a tribute? GET ON WITH IT
--This show has too many commercials. And it's boring. We are about to go to bed.
--Typical. But deserved. We pictured David Fincher as looking more...bad ass. Like Tyler Durden. He's just an old guy. A genius old guy though.
--WASH YOUR HAIR BEFORE YOU GO TO AWARDS SHOWS, JESSE EISENBERG
--Ern: The Social Network is overrated.
--Leeard: I don't care that Ern thinks that. At all. I'm so serious. It's the best movie I've seen in a long time.
--GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
--Even though we were rooting for The Big C and Modern Family. We guess they had to get the whole Glee cast on that stage somehow.
--Wow, Alicia Keys. Nice muumuu.
--Even Johnny Depp guffaws when they mention The Tourist...
--Is Johnny Depp chewing gum? We hate when famous people think they are above being classy at nice events. Like when they dress like they are homeless...or chew gum. It's like they are too cool to be there. Ughh.
--Chris Nolan has a very large head. That's where he keeps his ginormous brainssss
--Yayyyyyyyyy Natalie!
--Whoa, Natalie Portman has a crazy laugh. We like her even more now that we know she has a flaw.
--We wish Burlesque or The Tourist would have won, just to upset everyone.
--The Kids Are Alright....we wish we had placed bets on the winners tonight. Hardly any surprises.
--Why are we still awake? The last award is going to The Social Network anyway.
--Did Sandra Bullock have surgery? And go Colin!
--Yeah, that's right, fools. Clap for Helena. She was robbed!
--Seriously? Another commercial break?
--We're going to bed. Tell us who won tomorrow, if it isn't The Social Network.
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Also, if you haven't seen this YouTube video, you MUST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4
Hilarity.
ReplyDeleteHa. Thanks
ReplyDeleteSocial Network was way overrated. Kings Speech TOTES should've won best picture. I'm so glad Colin Firth won. He blew everyone else away.
ReplyDeleteWhy do men suddenly wear hats with their suits? It used to be classy to wear them outside and take them off inside, but these men just look... mismatched.
And they pick stupid hats.
Go Natalie Portman :)
Leeard and Ern saw The King's Speech together and we both liked it a lot.
ReplyDeleteThe hats drove us mad.
-OMG link at the end is hilarious. thank you
ReplyDelete- I love this post ;)
-yep I was super happy 4 Katey Segal!!!!!!!!!
oops, forgot I was signed on with a diff account- twittervids = Hatts :)
ReplyDeleteHa. We'll keep the other identity in mind. And yeah, that video is incredible. Everyone who likes movies should see it.
ReplyDeleteThey shouldn't have played Katey off so soon. That was ruder than anything Ricky Gervais said.
well said!
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