Each week, the show has been bringing on some big name in fashion that they name the episode after. Since we are not super into fashion, unless it’s a cute dress for $20 at TJ Maxx, we usually don’t know the people appearing on the show. But this week, even we had heard of the photographer. The mean boss in The Devil Wears Prada wanted someone to get him on the line for her. That’s right, it’s Patrick Demarchelier, which is a really nice name, for a French name. Sadly, we couldn’t understand a flippin thing he said with that heavy French accent.
This week’s challenge took the models to a tent pitched outside of the local Wal-Mart. The show didn’t shoot much of the Wal-Mart, and the one part they showed made it look like the nicest Wal-Mart of all time. But we weren’t fooled. It was still Wal-Mart. The girls were placed in groups of three to pitch some makeup to Wal-Mart shoppers who judged their presence and personalities. This blogger actually uses the mascara they were pitching, and it’s actually really good. Ann failed miserably, because she had no personality. They showed “pathetic sad Ann” pictures from her childhood, and she was really cute in middle school. A fashion journalist showed up to evaluate the girls, and Ann got the lowest scores. The much-hated Kacey won the challenge, showing that she actually can be charming.
The photo shoot involved the girls getting done up by some famous stylist we don’t know about. Then they had to skip along a street on a guy’s arm, looking happy. Sounds simple, right? Well, it is. Even Jane was able to do it well this time. Kacey still looked dead inside though, and Kayla was the Complainer to Scare of the week. Kayla’s shoes were too tight, and the pain registered on her face. Tyra, blessedly absent from the show until now, appeared to frolic, dance around, flirt with Demarchelier, and show the girls how it was done. Demarchelier seemed to have fun with Tyra though, asking about the first time he shot her and joking around with her. Finally, a guest judge who clicked with Tyra.
Ann won best photo again, but we disagree with the choice. Ann’s photos might have been high fashion and appropriately gawky, but Jane’s were just as good and she actually looked attractive. We are sick of Ann getting best photo. We’re done feeling sorry for her for being weird. This blogger was mocked for being weird at one time too. Down with Ann! We actually cheered for Tyra when she did a mean, but accurate, impression of Ann walking. The winner of the challenge, Kasey, got the boot. We knew she would when she appeared in the bottom two with Kayla, because most of Kayla’s photos are stronger. Kacey seemed to know too, because she already looked defeated before Tyra said the other name. Bye bye, eye bags. But we felt really bad for her, because she said she felt drained and that she was “never going to get over this.” Ouch, we know how that feels a little bit, and we feel bad for you, Kacey.
We didn’t like the photo shoot this week, and we’re sick of seeing Ann win everything. Someone needs to shake this party up, because it’s boring us.
Episode Grade: D+
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